Jets, Eagles keep on falling

AP

1.? Packers (No. 1; 5-0):? Brett Favre was surprised it took the Packers so long to come back from a 14-0 deficit.

2.? Saints (No. 2; 4-1):? Who does Roman Harper think he is, Ken Lucas?

3.? Lions (No. 3; 5-0):? Calvin Johnson had only one touchdown reception last night, which will cause him to drop out of Cris Carter?s top five.

4.? Bills (No. 10; 4-1):? Leave it to a guy from Harvard to perfectly execute a dummy play.

5.? Patriots (No. 5; 4-1):? Leave it to a team from near Harvard to make the Jets look like a bunch of dummies.

6.? Ravens (No. 4; 3-1):? With John Harbaugh?s brother?s team at 4-1, Packers-Lions isn?t the only must-see game on Thanksgiving.

7.? 49ers (No. 12; 4-1):? The worst division in football is producing one of the best teams in the conference.

8. Chargers (No. 7; 4-1):? A bunch of bad teams have landed in the portion of the schedule when the Chargers traditionally play badly.

9.? Raiders (No. 15; 3-2):? With Sebastian Janikowski and Darrius Heyward-Bey and Michael Huff showing up big for the Raiders the day after Al Davis died, perhaps it?s time to give JaMarcus Russell a second chance.

10.? Texans (No. 6; 3-2):? Fortunately for the Texans, everyone in the division lost.

11.? Steelers (No. 11; 3-2):? If Ben Roethlisberger can throw five touchdown passes with a sprained left foot, maybe they should amputate the right one.

12.? Redskins (No. 17; 3-1):? A year after Mike Vick?s night to remember at FedEx Field, he?s returning with a won-loss record to forget.

13.? Giants (No. 9; 3-2):? The presence of copious amounts of pink at MetLife Stadium was followed by heavy consumption of copious amounts of a certain pink liquid by Tom Coughlin after the game.

14.? Bengals (No. 21; 3-2):? Somewhere, Carson Palmer is sitting on the floor of a room, turning a lamp on and off repeatedly.

15.? Buccaneers (No. 8; 3-2):? Instead of wearing the throwback creamsicles against the Niners, the Bucs opted to play like those teams instead.

16.? Titans (No. 14; 3-2):? Instead of asking ?when? Chris Johnson will become Chris Johnson again, maybe we should be asking ?if??

17.? Bears (No. 13; 2-3):? Lovie Smith?s seat gradually is getting warmer.

18.? Falcons (No. 16; 2-3):? Why even bother making the playoffs if this year?s rematch with the Packers would be played at Lambeau Field?

19.? Cowboys (No. 19; 2-2):? The late-game misfortunes of Houston?s quarterback has resulted in a nickname based on the Cowboys? signal-caller:? Schromo.

20.? Jets (No. 18; 2-3):? What happens when a team premised on confidence suddenly has none?

21.? Panthers (No. 20; 1-4):? This team should change its nickname to the Horseshoes or the Hand Grenades.

22.? Seahawks (No. 27; 2-3):? That injury to Tarvaris Jackson could jeopardize Pete Carroll?s shot at getting Andrew Luck.

23.? Eagles (No. 22; 1-4):? Until Andy Reid has real fear of getting fired, this team will underachieve.

24.? Browns (No. 24; 2-2):? Peyton Hillis should have simply said he had a staph infection.? No one would have doubted that.

25.? Chiefs (No. 28; 2-3):? By bouncing back after two horrendous losses to open the season, the Chiefs remind me a little of the ?89 Steelers.? Which reminds me that I am freaking old.

26. Vikings (No. 29; 1-4):? Sometimes, football is as simple as allowing superior players to display their superiority.

27.? Broncos (No. 26; 1-4):? The decision to start Tim Tebow could be the first tangible evidence of a ?Suck of Luck? campaign.

28.? Cardinals (No. 23; 1-4):? Well, at least Kevin Kolb?s new team is doing as well as his old team.

29.? Jaguars (No. 25; 1-4):? As a new incentive to move tickets in Jacksonville, the league will televise the home games only if there isn?t a sellout.

30.? Colts (No. 30; 0-5):? If the Colts get to 0-14, will Bill Polian rest his starters?

31.? Rams (No. 31; 0-4):? With two weeks to prepare for the Packers, maybe the Rams can pull off the upset.? (Yes, I managed to type that while at all times maintaining a straight face.)

32. Dolphins (No. 32; 0-4):? If you ain?t playin?, you ain?t losin?.

Source: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/10/11/week-five-power-rankings-2/related/

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